2025 Kawasaki Teryx S LE

Alright, here’s the funny pitch for why you should absolutely buy the 2025 Kawasaki Teryx S LE 2-seater:

Because adulting is hard, but ripping through the woods like a caffeinated mountain goat is easy.

The Teryx S LE is basically a legal way to yell “WHEEEEEEE” at 45 mph over rocks, mud, and possibly your regrets. It’s like strapping a sofa to a V-twin engine and telling physics to “hold my drink.”

Plus, it's a 2-seater—so you can bring one friend along to scream with you (or at you), and that’s just enough company to look cool, but not enough for anyone to complain about the music, the route, or your questionable trail snacks.

Need to run errands? Tell your spouse, “Yes, honey, I have to go to the hardware store. The trail behind it is... scenic.” 💨